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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 22, 2018As Senator, I Have No Choice But to Accept Donations From This Churning Vortex of Death That Ate Your Children
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February 16, 2018NRA-Approved AP English Exam
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April 6, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Four: This Is a Stickup
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December 23, 2015Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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November 6, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 61: Fifty Bullets In Your Head
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June 24, 2015Home On the Range: The NRA Was Here—Until It Wasn’t
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner