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April 8, 2022Silver Linings of Being Bitten by a Great White Shark
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 2, 2017Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It
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February 25, 2010A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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October 16, 2006Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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