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July 10, 2017List: International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
June 2, 2017Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It
February 25, 2010A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B
June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
October 16, 2006Monologue: Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man