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ocean
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April 8, 2022Silver Linings of Being Bitten by a Great White Shark
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 2, 2017Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It
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February 25, 2010A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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October 16, 2006Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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