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All posts tagged

ocean

April 8, 2022

Silver Linings of Being Bitten by a Great White Shark

by Gillian King-Cargile
September 17, 2019

14 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away

by Catherine Elder
July 10, 2017

International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

by Helena de Bres
June 2, 2017

Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It

by Joe Hospodor
February 25, 2010

A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B

by Mike Lacher
June 10, 2009

I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays

by Colin Nissan
October 16, 2006

Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man

by Glen Weldon

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May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon
May 12, 2023

How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail

by Talia Argondezzi

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I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either

by Jeff Bender
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When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide

by Jus Kaplan and Dan Bookbinder
May 26, 2023

We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property

by E.R. Catalano
May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle