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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
June 2, 2017Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It
February 25, 2010A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B
June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
October 16, 2006Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man