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All posts tagged
oceans
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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June 16, 2017List: Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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July 12, 2011List: Other Adages for Sailors
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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October 16, 2006Monologue: Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
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April 26, 2002It Was Just a Shark, An Interview with Rodney Fox, on Being Attacked, Surviving, and Returning to the Water, Part Two
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April 26, 2002It Was Just a Shark, An Interview with Rodney Fox, on Being Attacked, Surviving, and Returning to the Water, Part One.
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April 13, 2002Discovering “The Lost City,” An Interview with Dr. Deborah Kelley, a Marine Geologist at the University of Washington Who Studies Undersea Volcanoes, Part Two.
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes