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All posts tagged
oceans
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May 7, 2020I Wish I Could Use This Time Spent Cursed By a Sea Witch to Be More Productive
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April 13, 2018The Sea is My Mistress. Please Don’t Tell My Wife
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June 16, 2017Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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October 16, 2006Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
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April 26, 2002It Was Just a Shark, An Interview with Rodney Fox, on Being Attacked, Surviving, and Returning to the Water, Part Two
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April 26, 2002It Was Just a Shark, An Interview with Rodney Fox, on Being Attacked, Surviving, and Returning to the Water, Part One.
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April 12, 2002Discovering “The Lost City,” An Interview with Dr. Deborah Kelley, a Marine Geologist at the University of Washington Who Studies Undersea Volcanoes, Part Two.
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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