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All posts tagged

parties

December 11, 2018

List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties

by Ross Bullen
September 14, 2018

Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party

by Caitlin Kunkel and Kate Villa
August 14, 2018

What to Do When Someone Asks If You’ve Ever Read Vonnegut

by Elizabeth Arant
May 24, 2017

List: Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early

by Caroline K. Fulford
February 24, 2017

I Am Interested in Going to an Event Near You Tomorrow

by Ryan Abbott
December 21, 2016

List: 7 Festive Diet Hacks to Survive Any Holiday Party

by Alexandra Fiber and Anna Callegari
December 17, 2016

List: Exit Strategies From Social Gatherings

by Ali Solomon
November 28, 2016

I Bet You’re Really Fun at Parties

by Ryan Abbott
August 12, 2016

So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?

by Jason Roeder
February 3, 2016

Look At Me! I’m Mingling!

by Agathe Panaretos

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 13, 2018

List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

by Katie Krantz
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
December 13, 2018

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich

by Suzanne Yeagley
December 12, 2018

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman

by Maggie Downs