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All posts tagged

parties

October 18, 2019

Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle

by Ilana Gordon
October 16, 2019

Confusing Things For a DJ to Say

by Alex Baia and Dan Caprera
December 11, 2018

Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties

by Ross Bullen
September 14, 2018

Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party

by Caitlin Kunkel and Kate Villa
August 14, 2018

What to Do When Someone Asks If You’ve Ever Read Vonnegut

by Elizabeth Arant
May 24, 2017

Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early

by Caroline K. Fulford
February 24, 2017

I Am Interested in Going to an Event Near You Tomorrow

by Ryan Abbott
December 21, 2016

7 Festive Diet Hacks to Survive Any Holiday Party

by Anna Callegari and Alexandra Fiber
December 17, 2016

Exit Strategies From Social Gatherings

by Ali Solomon
November 28, 2016

I Bet You’re Really Fun at Parties

by Ryan Abbott

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 22, 2020

I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You

by Ilana Gordon

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July 6, 2020

Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing

by Bethany S. Keenan
July 6, 2020

Signs You’re a Black Character Written By a White Author

by Omolola Sanusi
July 6, 2020

The Dog Whisperer of the ICU

by Christopher Cox
July 6, 2020

So, You Want to Direct a Community Theater Musical Production

by Joanna Mechaley

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