LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
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parties
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September 14, 2018Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party
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August 14, 2018What to Do When Someone Asks If You’ve Ever Read Vonnegut
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May 24, 2017List: Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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February 24, 2017I Am Interested in Going to an Event Near You Tomorrow
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December 21, 2016List: 7 Festive Diet Hacks to Survive Any Holiday Party
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December 17, 2016List: Exit Strategies From Social Gatherings
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November 28, 2016
I Bet You’re Really Fun at Parties -
August 12, 2016So You Want to Ride On My Party Boat?
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February 3, 2016Look At Me! I’m Mingling!
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January 28, 2016List: Updated Party Dress Codes
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant