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All posts tagged
parties
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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December 26, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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October 18, 2019Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle
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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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December 11, 2018Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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September 14, 2018Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party
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August 14, 2018What to Do When Someone Asks If You’ve Ever Read Vonnegut
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May 24, 2017Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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