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All posts tagged
parties
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September 1, 2022Please Come to My Emotional Labor Day Barbecue
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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October 18, 2019Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle
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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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December 11, 2018Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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September 14, 2018Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended