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All posts tagged
parties
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October 18, 2019Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle
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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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December 11, 2018Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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September 14, 2018Your Quest: Bring a Bag of Ice to This Party
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August 14, 2018What to Do When Someone Asks If You’ve Ever Read Vonnegut
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May 24, 2017Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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February 24, 2017I Am Interested in Going to an Event Near You Tomorrow
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December 21, 20167 Festive Diet Hacks to Survive Any Holiday Party
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December 17, 2016Exit Strategies From Social Gatherings
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November 28, 2016
I Bet You’re Really Fun at Parties
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director