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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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February 6, 2019Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
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August 5, 2010A Guide to Screen-Layering in the New Screen-Profuse Environment
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July 15, 2010Ralph Waldo Emerson Disputes the Charges On His Cell Phone Bill
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April 29, 2002What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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January 28, 2002Dial 9
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane