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March 16, 2023I Misplaced My Phone for Forty-Five Minutes, and Now I’m a Mindfulness Expert
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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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February 6, 2019Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
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August 5, 2010A Guide to Screen-Layering in the New Screen-Profuse Environment
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July 15, 2010Ralph Waldo Emerson Disputes the Charges on His Cell Phone Bill
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April 29, 2002What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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January 28, 2002Dial 9
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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