Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
phones
-
January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
-
February 6, 2019Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
-
August 5, 2010A Guide to Screen-Layering in the New Screen-Profuse Environment
-
July 15, 2010Ralph Waldo Emerson Disputes the Charges On His Cell Phone Bill
-
April 29, 2002What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
-
January 28, 2002Dial 9
Trending 🔥
-
November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
-
January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
-
November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
-
February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director