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All posts tagged
pilgrims
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November 19, 2024The Story of the First No-Nut November
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November 22, 2022As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
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November 23, 2021Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 11, 2019Jokes That Everyone on the Mayflower Is Getting Sick Of
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November 20, 2018William Bradford’s Thanksgiving Pyramid Scheme
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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November 21, 2007How Someone Who Didn’t Pay Much Attention in Class But Learned Just Enough to Pass Exams Imagines the First Thanksgiving
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes