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All posts tagged
pilgrims
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November 23, 2021Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 11, 2019Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 20, 2018William Bradford’s Thanksgiving Pyramid Scheme
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever