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February 8, 2021Neighborhood Watch Alert: Sad-Songed Teen with New Driver’s License in Unfamiliar Vehicle
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December 29, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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August 19, 2020FAQ: Your Dreamweaver 2400 CPAP Machine
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July 30, 2020Take Me Out, Coach: Revising John Fogerty’s “Centerfield” for MLB’s COVID-19 Outbreak
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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October 24, 2019A Script for Making Your First Therapy Appointment the Very Best First Therapy Appointment
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May 1, 2019Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs
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April 23, 2019Popular Song Lyrics Adjusted for the Gig Economy
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October 12, 2018Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days