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April 16, 2014Other Individuals Who Were at the Copacabana the Night That Rico Shot Tony (or Vice Versa), But Whose Presence Was Apparently Not Significant Enough to Warrant Inclusion in Barry Manilow’s Song
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January 27, 2011Overlooked Portions of Popular Songs Which, When Taken Out of Context, Gain Gravitas As They Are Repeated
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April 30, 2008A Letter to Prince Regarding the Crying of Doves and the Fiasco That Resulted From the Presentation of a Speech on That Topic
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February 1, 2008Times You’re a Lady
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August 22, 2007Ways I’ve Let Down Popular Musicians
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May 16, 2007John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note Placed in the Pay Envelope of Billy “The Piano Man” Joel
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May 11, 2006Habits That Are Harder to Break Than Peter Cetera’s Ex-Girlfriend
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January 17, 2006Places Where I Can Find a Woman Like Jesse’s Girl, Years Later
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August 5, 2005The Stages of All My Romantic Relationships as Described by Hall and Oates Song Titles
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April 22, 2005Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll
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