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portland
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August 15, 2023Welcome to Your New City in the Northwest, Where Recycling Is So Simple
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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July 28, 2020Sending In More Stormtroopers Is the Only Way to Restore Law and Order to the Rogue Planet of Alderaan
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August 7, 2018An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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August 7, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Female Version)
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July 24, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Male Version)
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January 15, 2014The McSweeney’s Books Preview of The Portlandia Activity Book
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August 1, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Nostalgia
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