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professional-tenure

December 26, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr
December 7, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion

by Susan Harlan
March 21, 2018

Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!

by Sheila Liming
October 11, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 21, 2020

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

by Amanda Lehr

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January 27, 2020

A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House

by Riane Konc
January 27, 2020

I Am Quitting Exclamation Points

by Emily Flake
January 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Preschool Homework

by Laura Skopec
January 27, 2020

The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”

by Devorah Blachor