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All posts tagged
professional-tenure
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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May 6, 2020Congratulations, Your Binder Has Earned Tenure
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October 1, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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December 7, 2018A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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February 14, 2019New Love Languages
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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