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professional-tenure

December 7, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion

by Susan Harlan
March 21, 2018

Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!

by Sheila Liming
October 10, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists

by Gwen Thomas
February 21, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders