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All posts tagged

professional-tenure

May 6, 2020

Congratulations, Your Binder Has Earned Tenure

by Andrew Berish
December 26, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr
December 7, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion

by Susan Harlan
March 21, 2018

Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!

by Sheila Liming
October 10, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan

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September 3, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2020

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 14, 2020

I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced

by Liz Galvao
September 14, 2020

I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)

by Sara K. Runnels

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September 24, 2020

Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer

by Carlos Greaves
September 24, 2020

Captions From My Parents’ Museum of Conceptual Art

by Al Mullen
September 24, 2020

An Interview With Dave Eggers and Annie Dills About Their New Book, The Lights & Types of Ships at Night

by Amanda Uhle
September 24, 2020

Campaign Donations Amongst the Liberal Elite

by Elly Lonon