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All posts tagged
rats
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September 27, 2024A Letter to Indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams from Joey, King of the Rats
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November 22, 2022As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
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July 11, 2019Rat Infestation Problem? Call Pelosi and Company Exterminators to Hear What We Won’t Do
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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January 4, 2012Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: 50 Cents Per Rat
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April 20, 2006Rats’ Asses Given
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September 27, 2005Sestina: Rats Live on No Evil Star
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April 19, 2002The Rat
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August 16, 1999Three Things
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056