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regrets

April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 29, 2020

We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way

by Dan Treadway
June 12, 2018

Other Things You Should Let Sink In

by Kimberly Harrington
May 16, 2018

I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit

by Wendi Aarons
April 6, 2018

We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists

by Bob Vulfov
August 21, 2017

I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That

by Adam Bangser
August 10, 2017

Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore

by Jared Smith
February 6, 2017

I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President

by Katie Barsotti
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets

by Susan Gerhard
December 10, 2001

Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written

by John Glassie

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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by Carla M. Lopez
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This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves