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regrets
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June 12, 2018Other Things You Should Let Sink In
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
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August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
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February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets
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December 10, 2001List: Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written
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February 14, 2000List: 3 Little Things I Regret Having Said
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