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All posts tagged

regrets

April 29, 2020

We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way

by Dan Treadway
June 12, 2018

Other Things You Should Let Sink In

by Kimberly Harrington
May 16, 2018

I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit

by Wendi Aarons
April 6, 2018

We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists

by Bob Vulfov
August 21, 2017

I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That

by Adam Bangser
August 10, 2017

Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore

by Jared Smith
February 6, 2017

I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President

by Katie Barsotti
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets

by Susan Gerhard
December 10, 2001

Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written

by John Glassie
February 14, 2000

3 Little Things I Regret Having Said

by Dan Kennedy

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 18, 2023

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by Tori Multon
May 19, 2023

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by Emily Kling

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