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All posts tagged
regrets
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April 29, 2020We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way
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June 12, 2018Other Things You Should Let Sink In
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
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August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
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February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets
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December 10, 2001Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written
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February 14, 20003 Little Things I Regret Having Said
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs