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All posts tagged

regrets

April 29, 2020

We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way

by Dan Treadway
June 12, 2018

Other Things You Should Let Sink In

by Kimberly Harrington
May 16, 2018

I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit

by Wendi Aarons
April 6, 2018

We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists

by Bob Vulfov
August 21, 2017

I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That

by Adam Bangser
August 10, 2017

Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore

by Jared Smith
February 6, 2017

I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President

by Katie Barsotti
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets

by Susan Gerhard
December 10, 2001

Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written

by John Glassie
February 14, 2000

3 Little Things I Regret Having Said

by Dan Kennedy

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June 3, 2021

Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work

by Meena Harris
June 4, 2021

It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?

by Audrey Farnsworth
June 7, 2021

New York Times’ Hookup Announcements

by Eugenia Viti and Ian Bardenstein
June 11, 2021

If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents

by Emily Delaney

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What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
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Son, I Just Called to Tell You How Much I Love Field of Dreams

by Nathan Kamal
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Why I’m Selling My Catalog of Dad Jokes

by Gary Rudoren
June 16, 2021

How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money

by Eli Grober