ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE
Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!
All posts tagged
regrets
-
May 22, 2025On My Deathbed, I Have Just One Regret: Not Spending More Time Resetting Passwords
-
April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
-
April 29, 2020We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way
-
June 12, 2018Other Things You Should Let Sink In
-
May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
-
April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
-
August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
-
August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
-
February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
-
October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets
Trending 🔥
-
June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
-
June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
-
February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
-
June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President