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    Yes, Women Only Account for 17% of Our Employees, But They Account for 100% of People Responsible for Formatting This Report
    by Ginny Hogan
  • September 16, 2016
    David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
    by Conal Darcy
  • February 23, 2010
    A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
    by Eliot Nelson
  • September 27, 2008
    Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report: Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report
    by Stephen Elliott
  • December 17, 2007
    I Came, I Saw, I Said
    by Jason Roeder
  • September 25, 2007
    Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
    by Andrew Bridgman
  • August 20, 2007
    Report On The Internal Investigation Into The Hansel And Gretel “Gingerbread Incident.”
    by Brian Walton
  • June 20, 2006
    Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
    by Kate Hahn
  • April 6, 2004
    Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
    by Jim Kehl
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