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All posts tagged
reports
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April 25, 2018Yes, Women Only Account for 17% of Our Employees, But They Account for 100% of People Responsible for Formatting This Report
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September 16, 2016David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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September 27, 2008Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report: Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report
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December 17, 2007I Came, I Saw, I Said
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September 25, 2007Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
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August 20, 2007Report On The Internal Investigation Into The Hansel And Gretel “Gingerbread Incident.”
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June 20, 2006Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
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April 6, 2004Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck
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September 16, 2021Short Conversations with Poets: Eleanor Wilner