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All posts tagged
reports
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April 25, 2018Yes, Women Only Account for 17% of Our Employees, But They Account for 100% of People Responsible for Formatting This Report
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September 16, 2016David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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September 27, 2008Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report: Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report
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December 17, 2007I Came, I Saw, I Said
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September 25, 2007Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
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August 20, 2007Report On The Internal Investigation Into The Hansel And Gretel “Gingerbread Incident.”
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June 20, 2006Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
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April 6, 2004Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian