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All posts tagged
reports
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April 25, 2018Yes, Women Only Account for 17% of Our Employees, But They Account for 100% of People Responsible for Formatting This Report
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September 16, 2016David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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September 27, 2008Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report: Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report
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December 17, 2007I Came, I Saw, I Said
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September 25, 2007Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
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August 20, 2007Report On The Internal Investigation Into The Hansel And Gretel “Gingerbread Incident.”
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June 20, 2006Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
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April 6, 2004Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore