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All posts tagged
running
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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April 15, 2019The Perfect Marathon Pacing Strategy Is to Rip It
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July 9, 2014Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives
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March 26, 2014The Single Woman’s Guide to Training for a Half-Marathon
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June 19, 2013About the Rough Mud Run
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February 10, 2012An Open Letter to the Fastest Jogger at the Park
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November 9, 2010John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach
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October 28, 2005Comments From the Crowd Gathering Around the Body of Phidippides, Reporter of the Greek Victory Over the Persians at Marathon, Soon After He Gasped, “We Won,” and Died
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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June 5, 2020An Update From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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June 5, 2020Senator Susan Collins Responds to the Federal Government’s Deployment of People-Eating Machines to End Protests
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies