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shareholders

May 30, 2017

I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price

by Josh Freedman
May 8, 2013

A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”

by John Flowers
November 27, 2010

Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders

by Janet Manley
October 12, 2005

Monologue: Dr. Robotnik’s Proposal to His Board of Shareholders

by Mark Alletag

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
November 8, 2018

Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains

by Marco Kaye

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November 15, 2018

The Reply Guy Constitution

by Emlyn Crenshaw
November 15, 2018

As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion

by Dennard Dayle
November 15, 2018

I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest

by Tom Smyth
November 15, 2018

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buffy In Synchronicity At the Pawn Shop

by Suzanne Yeagley