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All posts tagged
smartphones
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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June 26, 2024Calm Down—Your Phone Isn’t Listening to Your Conversations. It’s Just Tracking Everything You Type, Every App You Use, Every Website You Visit, and Everywhere You Go in the Physical World
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April 8, 2022We’ve Upgraded Your Toilet to a Subscription-Based Model
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February 12, 2020I Need a Vacation From My Vacation
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May 7, 2019Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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December 14, 2015Trampolines Were Supposed to Bring Us Closer Together, But I Think They’re Driving Us Further Apart
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June 22, 2015App Tapping: The Tapper’s App
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 11, 2024I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest
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October 11, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Harris Can Say the Word “Abortion”
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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell