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All posts tagged
smartphones
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May 7, 2019Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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December 14, 2015Trampolines Were Supposed to Bring Us Closer Together, But I Think They’re Driving Us Further Apart
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June 22, 2015App Tapping: The Tapper’s App
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans