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All posts tagged
snack-foods
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October 29, 2020Smucker’s Uncrustables Frozen BBQ Chicken Bites
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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March 4, 2011An Open Letter to Smart Puffs
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February 3, 2011Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips
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December 5, 2008More-Realistic Names for Chex Party Mix (Based on My Personal Experience)
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February 3, 2006Terrifying Bioengineered Animal-Snack Hybrids Not Mentioned as Potential Threats During the State of the Union Address
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January 19, 2004Don DeLillo, Stadium Vendor
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December 5, 2002Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Wearing a Shower Cap and Raking the Chips, An Interview with Tom Cooney
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February 20, 2001A Letter To Frito Lay
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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