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All posts tagged

softball

June 10, 2014

Sorry Dan, But It’s No Longer Necessary for a Human to Serve as CEO of This Company

by Erik Cofer
July 25, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Sporty lesbians get extremely competitive when playing softball. They make mountains outta molehills—often making women cry following bad losses.”

by Kent Woodyard
May 13, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 12: Caddie Softball

by Tim Peters
April 12, 2010

The Guy Who Doesn’t Want To Make Excuses, Addressing His Co-Ed Company Softball Team After They Lost Because He Dropped A Routine Fly Ball

by Joe Gerlitz

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell

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December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 times, 15 times

by Donald J. Trump
December 6, 2019

The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion

by Kelly Dickinson
December 6, 2019

Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me

by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi
December 6, 2019

Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties

by Audrey Burges