songs

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

Murder Techniques Offered by the Killer-for-Hire in AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap.”

Song Titles by Judas Priest, Modified to Reflect an Alternate Reality in Which the Band is Obsessed with Members of President Jimmy Carter’s Cabinet and the 1985 American League Eastern Division Champion Toronto Blue Jays

Meatless Pop

A Lesson Learned in Life… Known From the Dawn of Time: By My Recollection, the 25 Most Confusing Pantera Lyrics

Special Collections: The Kenny Rogers Notebooks, 1975 1977.

A Paranoid’s ’80s Mix Tape

Rejected Titles for Sisqo’s “Thong Song.”

Who Let the Dogs Out?

VH-1’s Greatest Songs of Rock and Roll, Adjusted for Not Sucking by Dan, a Viacom Intern, With Minimal Input From Dan’s Older Brother Jim, Whose Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Him Over the Phone