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February 15, 2001

Rejected Titles for Sisqo’s “Thong Song.”

by Mike Johns

Panty Chantey
Camisole Barcarole
Halter Psalter
Lingerie Roundelay
Chemise Berceuse
Lederhosen Lieder
Teddy Threnody
Corset Minuet
Brief Leitmotif
Pantaloon Tune

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