Panty Chantey
Camisole Barcarole
Halter Psalter
Lingerie Roundelay
Chemise Berceuse
Lederhosen Lieder
Teddy Threnody
Corset Minuet
Brief Leitmotif
Pantaloon Tune
February 15, 2001
Rejected Titles for Sisqo’s “Thong Song.”
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