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All posts tagged
music
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March 11, 2019TV Theme Song Writers Unite!
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June 8, 2018List: What Your Musical Instrument Says About You
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October 26, 2016List: How to Release a New Album
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September 20, 2016List: The Tracklist for My All-White, Entirely Male Punk Band’s Forthcoming Trump-Era Opus
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July 7, 2016List: EDM DJ or Hormonal Contraceptive?
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July 6, 2016Your Personalized Spotify Summer Playlist
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May 12, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Son’s Recorder
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September 23, 2015826 Chicago at Pitchfork: Kittyhawk Loves the Friendly Midwest
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August 27, 2015Monologue: I Am the Moment Right Before the Beat Drops
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July 28, 2015Composer Patrick Greene on His Two-Movement Cycle Based on the Poetry of W. S. Di Piero’s Tombo
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell