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songs
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September 28, 2018List: Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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June 15, 2016List: 10 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson
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May 13, 2016List: Pixies Songs For Now That You’ve Settled Down
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October 7, 2014List: Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive Song Lyrics
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August 8, 2014List: Alternate Endings to “I Hope You Dance.”
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June 27, 2014Found a Peanut: Deconstructing a Universal American Tragedy
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March 8, 2012Pop Song Carbon Footprints
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January 24, 2012List: Jazz Standards Updated for the Modern Young Lady
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December 21, 2011List: All-Inclusive Holiday Songs
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November 16, 2011Monologue: Paula Cole Still Wonders Where All the Cowboys Have Gone
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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