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April 17, 2024

The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)

by Patrick Coyne
June 21, 2021

Sea Shanties of Menopausal Sailors

by Kelly Robinson
August 25, 2020

Reasons to Visit Ashtabula, Ohio, Other Than It Being Mentioned In Bob Dylan’s “You’re Going to Make Me Lonesome When You Go”

by Josh Long
October 15, 2019

Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”

by Timothy Cahill
July 4, 2019

Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem

by John Danek
February 28, 2019

Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album

by Harris Mayersohn
September 28, 2018

Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”

by Gary M. Almeter
June 15, 2016

10 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson

by Gustavo Turner
May 13, 2016

Pixies Songs For Now That You’ve Settled Down

by Christian Hayden
October 7, 2014

Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive
Song Lyrics

by Stephen Stenholt

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