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All posts tagged
songs
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February 28, 2019List: Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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September 28, 2018List: Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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June 15, 2016List: 10 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson
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May 13, 2016List: Pixies Songs For Now That You’ve Settled Down
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October 7, 2014List: Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive Song Lyrics
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August 8, 2014List: Alternate Endings to “I Hope You Dance.”
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June 27, 2014Found a Peanut: Deconstructing a Universal American Tragedy
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March 8, 2012Pop Song Carbon Footprints
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January 24, 2012List: Jazz Standards Updated for the Modern Young Lady
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December 21, 2011List: All-Inclusive Holiday Songs
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