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songs
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July 3, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced By Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” As Our National Anthem
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February 28, 2019List: Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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September 28, 2018List: Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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June 15, 2016List: 10 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson
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May 13, 2016List: Pixies Songs For Now That You’ve Settled Down
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October 7, 2014List: Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive Song Lyrics
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August 8, 2014List: Alternate Endings to “I Hope You Dance.”
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June 27, 2014Found a Peanut: Deconstructing a Universal American Tragedy
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March 8, 2012Pop Song Carbon Footprints
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January 24, 2012List: Jazz Standards Updated for the Modern Young Lady
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
