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Non-Essential Mnemonics: AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough

Let’s Listen to My Favorite Song Together

California Gurls: An Anthropological Study

List: Songs From Rise Up Screaming, The Post-Zombie Apocalypse Group Singing Songbook

Building Code Violations for the Love Shack

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Patrons of the Karaoke Bar Across the Street from Me

List: Musician Update

Monologue: Julian Lennon, On the Eve of his Parents’ Divorce, Sits Through a New Song by Uncle Paul

List: Other Things On My List Besides Your Kiss

List: Common Sense Solutions to Alt-Pop Song Problems