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Open Letter: An Open Letter to Jonelle, Who Sent a Three-Song Radio Dedication to Her Boyfriend, Rob

List: Neil Diamond’s Shilo: Girl, Dog, or Demon?

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Prince Regarding the Crying of Doves and the Fiasco That Resulted From the Presentation of a Speech on That Topic

List: Easy-Listening Songs From the ’70s, Rewritten by the Artists After They Had Kids

List: Titles of Love Songs I Would Write for People Like Me

Eric Clapton’s Censored Song List in North Korea

List: An Accidental Merging of the 2007 Billboard Year-End Hot 100 With the Operating Report From My Bowel Resection

List: Times You’re a Lady

Toward a Sustainable Margaritaville

List: A Brief History of the War on Terror as Told Through Song Titles of the Legendary Canadian Rock Group April Wine