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All posts tagged
songs
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October 25, 2009An Open Letter to the Soundtrack of My Life
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July 21, 2009“D.O.B. (Death of Baritone).”
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June 25, 2009John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo From the Head Nurse Regarding Proper Care of Patients Born Bad to the Bone
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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May 5, 2009The Tom Tom Club Catechism
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November 6, 2008Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences
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October 22, 2008An Open Letter to Jonelle, Who Sent a Three-Song Radio Dedication to Her Boyfriend, Rob
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June 20, 2008Neil Diamond’s Shilo: Girl, Dog, or Demon?
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April 30, 2008John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Prince Regarding the Crying of Doves and the Fiasco That Resulted From the Presentation of a Speech on That Topic
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April 3, 2008Easy-Listening Songs From the ’70s, Rewritten by the Artists After They Had Kids
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 16, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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June 23, 2021I’ll Come Out of Retirement for This Top Secret Mission, But How Will It Affect My Social Security?
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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June 22, 2021I Think Bill Gates Is the New Drummer in Our Early Aughts Cover Band