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June 27, 2014Found a Peanut: Deconstructing a Universal American Tragedy
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March 8, 2012Pop Song Carbon Footprints
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January 24, 2012Jazz Standards Updated for the Modern Young Lady
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December 21, 2011All-Inclusive Holiday Songs
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November 16, 2011Paula Cole Still Wonders Where All the Cowboys Have Gone
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February 3, 2011Place I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex in His Song “What’s Your Fantasy”?
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January 28, 2011Adapting My Pandora Preferences Based On My Completely Objective Opinions About Music
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January 27, 2011Overlooked Portions of Popular Songs Which, When Taken Out of Context, Gain Gravitas As They Are Repeated
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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January 13, 2011Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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