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All posts tagged
spider-man
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July 7, 2017Since You’re About to Be Orphaned, Young Future Superhero, Let Me Lay One Last Guilt Trip On You
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July 13, 2015FAQ for Entering an Agreement to Be Paid $5,000 Per Month for Life to Carry Around an 8’ Inflatable Spider-Man At All Times
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February 17, 2011Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments from Doomed Musical! The Musical
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January 13, 2011List: Continued Problems With Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
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January 4, 2011Monologue: Spider-Man Speaks At Career Day
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March 13, 2009Marvel Comics Backs Out of My Publishing Contract
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September 12, 2008Jigsaw Speaks His Piece
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April 11, 2008A Proposed Screenplay for Spider-Man 2
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August 17, 2006List: Ways in Which Spider-Man Does Not “Do Whatever a Spider Can.”
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June 30, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Radioactive Spider That Never Bit Me
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?