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McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
submissions
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July 6, 2017Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony
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February 23, 2017Advice for Submitting to Literary Magazines in the Coming Totalitarian Dystopia
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April 26, 2016Introducing The White Savior Review
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December 8, 2006Rejected Submissions for Seventeen Magazine’s “Daily Traumarama”
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October 12, 2006Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door
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July 20, 2006Eight New Entries in The 2007 Writer’s Market Guide To Literary Journals
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral