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All posts tagged
teaching
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June 23, 2022Before You Enjoy Your Summer, Here Are Some Minor Budget Cuts for Next Year’s High School Music Program
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock
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April 19, 2022Thirteen Ways of Looking at Blackboard
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April 18, 2022An Open Letter to College Students Who Don’t Read the Syllabus
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March 22, 2022What Conservative Parents Think My Lesson Plans for Their Children Look Like
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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February 25, 2022How to Overcome Imposter Syndrome in Academia When You’re Six Raccoons Living in a Fjällräven Parka
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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