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teaching
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April 16, 2025The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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December 11, 2024Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 4, 2024A Reminder to Submit Your First Week Attendance to the Registrar, in the Style of Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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