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All posts tagged
teeth
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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November 22, 2010Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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June 24, 2005An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist