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All posts tagged
teeth
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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November 22, 2010Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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June 24, 2005An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose