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All posts tagged

teeth

December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
June 14, 2018

An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth

by Annie Sheppard
November 22, 2010

Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi

by Robert Isenberg
June 12, 2006

An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth

by Emma Rowley
February 3, 2006

1997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke

by Dan Kennedy
June 24, 2005

An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush

by John Whitehead

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump

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December 11, 2019

The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote

by Caleb Coyne
December 10, 2019

I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area

by Jen Diamond
December 10, 2019

I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far

by Victorya Chase
December 10, 2019

Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition

by Tom Elia