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All posts tagged
teeth
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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June 7, 2023How to Respond When the Dentist Asks If You’ve Been Flossing
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 15, 2021I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work
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May 10, 2021Human Teeth Development Meeting Notes
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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November 22, 2010Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 10, 2025Massachusetts Road Signs
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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January 16, 2025The Biggest Problem Threatening Our Country Is an App That Brings People Together