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teeth

December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
June 14, 2018

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth

by Annie Sheppard
November 22, 2010

Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi

by Robert Isenberg
June 12, 2006

Monologue: An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth

by Emma Rowley
February 3, 2006

1997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke

by Dan Kennedy
June 24, 2005

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush

by John Whitehead

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June 13, 2019

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

by Chas Gillespie
June 7, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka
February 10, 2015

List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson

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June 26, 2019

Welp, Looks Like I’ve Fallen Into My Fifteenth Ice Crevasse On This Expedition to the South Pole

by Tristan Wheeler
June 25, 2019

Missed Connections: New Mom Seeking Other New Moms

by Julia Whitehouse
June 25, 2019

List: How to Practice Best Practices: A Guide for Faculty

by Lou Ann Lang
June 25, 2019

Monologue: I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off

by Tom Russell