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All posts tagged

teeth

December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
June 14, 2018

An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth

by Annie Sheppard
November 22, 2010

Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi

by Robert Isenberg
June 12, 2006

An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth

by Emma Rowley
February 3, 2006

1997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke

by Dan Kennedy
June 24, 2005

An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush

by John Whitehead

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman

Recently

August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely