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All posts tagged
teeth
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 15, 2021I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work
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May 10, 2021Human Teeth Development Meeting Notes
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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November 22, 2010Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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June 24, 2005An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die