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All posts tagged

teeth

July 23, 2021

Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist

by Matt Butner
July 15, 2021

I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work

by Jeremy Blachman
May 10, 2021

Human Teeth Development Meeting Notes

by Emily Delaney
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
June 14, 2018

An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth

by Annie Sheppard
November 22, 2010

Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi

by Robert Isenberg
June 12, 2006

An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth

by Emma Rowley
February 3, 2006

1997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke

by Dan Kennedy
June 24, 2005

An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush

by John Whitehead

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
June 28, 2022

We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby

by Lucy Huber
June 28, 2022

I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: One Word: Abortion

by Sylwia Chutnik
June 28, 2022

Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad

by Eli Grober