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tesla
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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February 6, 2025Welcome to Cybertruck Anger Management
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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March 21, 2023Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster
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November 14, 2022Jay Gatsby Goes Full Self-Driving
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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February 1, 2012Your Dreamcatcher is Clogged Again
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President