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texts
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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March 20, 2025No One on the Basketball Moms Text Thread Laughed When I Compared Our Winless Season to Billy Joel’s “Goodnight Saigon”
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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August 14, 2023Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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March 25, 2021Unsolicited Texts I Get from White Allies
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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July 11, 2017TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)
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December 12, 2016Sexts from My Wife After She’s Gone to Bed Early
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President