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All posts tagged
theft
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May 20, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: My Philosophy
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August 8, 2008An Open Letter to the Burglar of 244 Wicker Avenue
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January 4, 2005An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
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January 21, 2000Things I Have Stolen From My Friends and Family
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August 11, 1999Police Report, Western Wisconsin.
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June 16, 1999Tool Theft in Western Wisconsin
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February 24, 1999McSweeney’s Investigative Reports
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056