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All posts tagged
theft
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May 20, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: My Philosophy
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August 8, 2008An Open Letter to the Burglar of 244 Wicker Avenue
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January 4, 2005An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
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January 21, 2000Things I Have Stolen From My Friends and Family
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August 11, 1999Police Report, Western Wisconsin.
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June 16, 1999Tool Theft in Western Wisconsin
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February 24, 1999McSweeney’s Investigative Reports
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ