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August 25, 2016

List: Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach

by Rebecca Turkewitz
August 25, 2015

Monologue: I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator on the Internet

by David Henne
September 10, 2014

Please Steal My Vespa

by Lucas Gardner
August 19, 2014

I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile

by Keaton Patti
March 18, 2011

When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny

by Amy Vansant
October 28, 2010

Monologue: A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden

by Julia Young
August 26, 2010

Accompanist Needed

by Sean Adams
August 4, 2010

A Very Special Home Invasion

by S.H. Carlyle
March 15, 2010

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag

by Matthew Tobey
October 13, 2009

AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ

by Frank Ferri

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 14, 2019

List: New Love Languages

by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon