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All posts tagged

theft

August 25, 2016

Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach

by Rebecca Turkewitz
August 25, 2015

I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet

by David Henne
September 10, 2014

Please Steal My Vespa

by Lucas Gardner
August 19, 2014

I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile

by Keaton Patti
March 18, 2011

When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny

by Amy Vansant
October 28, 2010

A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden

by Julia Young
August 26, 2010

Accompanist Needed

by Sean Adams
August 4, 2010

A Very Special Home Invasion

by S.H. Carlyle
March 15, 2010

An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag

by Matthew Tobey
October 13, 2009

AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ

by Frank Ferri

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January 8, 2025

Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?

by Megan Neary
January 9, 2025

I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes

by Andrew Singleton
January 1, 2025

Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job

by Laura McCullough
January 3, 2025

Local Alternatives to “California Sober”

by Pat Cassels

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by Jonathan Zeller
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by John Warner and Kevin Guilfoile
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by Gwynna Forgham-Thrift
January 13, 2025

An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year

by Tyler Gooch