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All posts tagged
theft
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August 25, 2016List: Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach
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August 25, 2015Monologue: I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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September 10, 2014Please Steal My Vespa
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August 19, 2014I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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October 28, 2010Monologue: A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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March 15, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
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October 13, 2009AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape