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All posts tagged
theft
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August 25, 2016Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach
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August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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September 10, 2014Please Steal My Vespa
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August 19, 2014I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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October 28, 2010A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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March 15, 2010An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
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October 13, 2009AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?