MCSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY SUBSCRIPTIONS
“An enduring literary presence.”—Chicago Tribune
“Brilliant and always surprising.”—Detroit Free Press
Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly today.
Use the code TENDENCY at checkout for $5 off.
All posts tagged
theft
-
August 25, 2016Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach
-
August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
-
September 10, 2014Please Steal My Vespa
-
August 19, 2014I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile
-
March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
-
October 28, 2010A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
-
August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
-
August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
-
March 15, 2010An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
-
October 13, 2009AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
Trending 🔥
-
March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
-
April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
-
April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
-
March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ