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    Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach
    by Rebecca Turkewitz
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    I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
    by David Henne
  • September 10, 2014
    Please Steal My Vespa
    by Lucas Gardner
  • August 19, 2014
    I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile
    by Keaton Patti
  • March 18, 2011
    When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
    by Amy Vansant
  • October 28, 2010
    A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden
    by Julia Young
  • August 26, 2010
    Accompanist Needed
    by Sean Adams
  • August 4, 2010
    A Very Special Home Invasion
    by S.H. Carlyle
  • March 15, 2010
    An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
    by Matthew Tobey
  • October 13, 2009
    AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
    by Frank Ferri
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