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theft

August 25, 2016

List: Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach

REBECCA TURKEWITZ
August 25, 2015

Monologue: I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator on the Internet

DAVID HENNE
September 10, 2014

Please Steal My Vespa

LUCAS GARDNER
August 19, 2014

I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile

KEATON PATTI
March 18, 2011

When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny

AMY VANSANT
October 28, 2010

Monologue: A Tibetan Buddhist Monk Tries to Figure Out Who Stole a Rock from His Zen Garden

JULIA YOUNG
August 26, 2010

Accompanist Needed

SEAN ADAMS
August 4, 2010

A Very Special Home Invasion

S.H. CARLYLE
March 15, 2010

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag

MATTHEW TOBEY
October 13, 2009

AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ

FRANK FERRI

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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August 20, 2018

How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

BIZZY COY and DAVID BAKER
August 20, 2018

List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You

LIANA BRADE
August 20, 2018

Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu

STEPHANIE HAYES
August 20, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting

KEVIN BOYLE