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All posts tagged
thoughts
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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March 20, 2009List: Thoughts That Kept Picasso Up at Night
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February 12, 2009List: Things I Thought or Heard While Serving in Iraq
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July 19, 2007List: Things I Was Thinking in Hot Topic After My 3-Year-Old Daughter and I Were Greeted by a Very Provocatively Dressed Salesgirl
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December 14, 2005List: Things I Thought About Telling My Husband I Was Thinking About When He Asked What I Was Thinking About While I Was Actually Thinking About Having Babies
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July 7, 2005List: What to Think About When Two “Grown Adults” Come and Complain to You About How They Cannot Get Along With Each Other at Work
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July 28, 2003Things I’ve Been Thinking About
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October 9, 2000List: Things I Would Often Think About While at Church
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September 21, 2000List: The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today, Part 2
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February 23, 2000List: The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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