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July 7, 2005

What to Think About When Two “Grown Adults” Come and Complain to You About How They Cannot Get Along With Each Other at Work

by Dave Best

1. Being in a spaceship
2. and no gravity
3. and coffee
4. and monkeys
5. and shit like that.

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