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THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE

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—San Francisco Chronicle

Bring home Dave Eggers’ The Eyes & the Impossible Today

1. Being in a spaceship
2. and no gravity
3. and coffee
4. and monkeys
5. and shit like that.

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