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time-travels

July 29, 2019

Clever Ways to Tell Your Therapist to Go to Hell Because Your Time Machine Works!

by Ryan Ciecwisz and Ian Goldstein
August 26, 2015

Time Travel To-Do List

by Frank Lesser
June 17, 2014

Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company

by Roger Taylor
April 15, 2005

The Philadelphia Flyers Have A Time Machine: Installment Four

by Dave Johnston
January 2, 2002

Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals

by Neil Kelley
April 25, 2001

Helpful Advice

by Philip Ryan

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves