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All posts tagged

time-travels

July 29, 2019

Clever Ways to Tell Your Therapist to Go to Hell Because Your Time Machine Works!

by Ryan Ciecwisz and Ian Goldstein
August 26, 2015

Time Travel To-Do List

by Frank Lesser
June 17, 2014

Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World’s First Time Travel Company

by Roger Taylor
April 15, 2005

The Philadelphia Flyers Have A Time Machine: Installment Four

by Dave Johnston
January 2, 2002

Probable Locations of Trans-Dimensional Portals

by Neil Kelley
April 25, 2001

Helpful Advice

by Philip Ryan

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September 22, 2022

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
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Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?

by Alexis Pooley
September 15, 2022

We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy

by Rachel Mans McKenny
September 21, 2022

An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop

by Kate Allen Fox

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