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June 24, 2005An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush
August 17, 2004Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)
March 7, 2004Adjectives that, Depressingly, Apply to Various Products In My Bathroom but Not to Me, Personally