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toiletries

June 24, 2005

An Open Letter to My Sonicare Electric Toothbrush

by John Whitehead
August 17, 2004

Reasons to Use the New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste with Micro-active Foaming Action (from Advertisements, News Releases, and the Product-Safety Data Sheet)

by Cheryl Bowles
March 7, 2004

Adjectives that, Depressingly, Apply to Various Products In My Bathroom but Not to Me, Personally

by Brendan Hill

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
July 16, 2018

The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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July 13, 2020

O, How I Miss the Nightclub!

by Gian-Paul Bergeron, Katie Davis, and Kevin Kelly
July 13, 2020

We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures

by Mike Jungman
July 13, 2020

This is a Hard Time for Everyone

by Sara Zuba
July 13, 2020

Welcome to LobsterClass, the MasterClass Knockoff Operated By Lobsters

by megan shub

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