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All posts tagged

tools

June 4, 2021

Principles of DIY Home Repair

by Don Ward
July 20, 2012

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God

by Blake Stuck
February 14, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Craftsmanship

by Teddy Wayne
April 3, 2007

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Regarding Pete Seeger’s Requests for a Hammer and His Descriptions of What He Would Do If He Had One

by John Moe
May 10, 2001

Properly Sequenced Tool Hits for Amada’S Pega 345 58 Station Sheet Metal Punching CNC Turret, Juxtaposed With Childhood Memories They Remind Me Of

by Ter McDermott
January 17, 2000

The Most Useful FAQ Ever

by T.G. Gibbon
June 16, 1999

Tool Theft in Western Wisconsin

by McSweeney’s Editors

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
October 8, 2021

A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 14, 2021

Academic Job Market or Squid Game?

by Rebecca Richardson

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October 27, 2021

Short Conversations with Poets: Diane Seuss

by Jesse Nathan
October 27, 2021

An Open Letter to Tiffany & Co. About Their Advertising Campaign for the Ring That Helps Women Remember They Survived Cancer

by Gila Pfeffer
October 26, 2021

Quiz: Is Your Child Two Years Old?

by Carly Hallam
October 26, 2021

To Win in 2022, Republicans Must Fight Cancel Culture and Fire Anyone Who Teaches Critical Race Theory

by John Long