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July 20, 2012

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God

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February 14, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Craftsmanship

TEDDY WAYNE
April 3, 2007

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Regarding Pete Seeger’s Requests for a Hammer and His Descriptions of What He Would Do If He Had One

JOHN MOE
May 10, 2001

List: Properly Sequenced Tool Hits for Amada’S Pega 345 58 Station Sheet Metal Punching CNC Turret, Juxtaposed With Childhood Memories They Remind Me Of

TER MCDERMOTT
January 17, 2000

The Most Useful FAQ Ever

T.G. GIBBON
June 16, 1999

Tool Theft in Western Wisconsin

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A Day In the Life of a Female Incel

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