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All posts tagged

tools

July 20, 2012

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God

by Blake Stuck
February 14, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Craftsmanship

by Teddy Wayne
April 3, 2007

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Regarding Pete Seeger’s Requests for a Hammer and His Descriptions of What He Would Do If He Had One

by John Moe
May 10, 2001

Properly Sequenced Tool Hits for Amada’S Pega 345 58 Station Sheet Metal Punching CNC Turret, Juxtaposed With Childhood Memories They Remind Me Of

by Ter McDermott
January 17, 2000

The Most Useful FAQ Ever

by T.G. Gibbon
June 16, 1999

Tool Theft in Western Wisconsin

by McSweeney’s Editors

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole

Recently

August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely