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All posts tagged
tools
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June 4, 2021Principles of DIY Home Repair
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July 20, 2012I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God
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February 14, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Craftsmanship
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April 3, 2007John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Regarding Pete Seeger’s Requests for a Hammer and His Descriptions of What He Would Do If He Had One
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May 10, 2001Properly Sequenced Tool Hits for Amada’S Pega 345 58 Station Sheet Metal Punching CNC Turret, Juxtaposed With Childhood Memories They Remind Me Of
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January 17, 2000The Most Useful FAQ Ever
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June 16, 1999Tool Theft in Western Wisconsin
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President