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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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February 9, 2017California Drivers’ Test, Los Angeles Vocabulary Section: A Study Guide
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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May 12, 2014A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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December 11, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 40: Intersections
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March 5, 2012The Commuter’s Odyssey
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep