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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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November 17, 2021Fuck You, I’m on a Bike
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February 9, 2017California Drivers’ Test, Los Angeles Vocabulary Section: A Study Guide
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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May 12, 2014A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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December 11, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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March 5, 2012The Commuter’s Odyssey
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December 1, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Top Ten Reasons Why I Could Not Write a Decent Column This Week
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April 2, 2009Bono Gives the Rush-Hour Traffic Report
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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