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All posts tagged
traffic
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February 9, 2017List: California Drivers’ Test, Los Angeles Vocabulary Section: A Study Guide
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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May 12, 2014Monologue: A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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December 11, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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March 5, 2012The Commuter’s Odyssey
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December 1, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Top Ten Reasons Why I Could Not Write a Decent Column This Week
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April 2, 2009Monologue: Bono Gives the Rush-Hour Traffic Report
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November 26, 2007A Routine Traffic Stop Can Change Everything In An Instant
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May 11, 2004Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 14: Beijing Intimacies: Zhang Si, Traffic-Control Specialist
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s