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April 21, 2025This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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December 21, 2023We Wrote Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment, and We Damn Well Meant What We Said
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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May 11, 2022Other Rights the Supreme Court Will Get Rid of Because They Aren’t Deeply Rooted in History and Tradition
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February 16, 2022A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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January 7, 2021I’m the 25th Amendment, and I’ve Been Waiting for This Moment My Entire Life
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