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All posts tagged

us-constitution

July 2, 2020

The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku

by Jordan Call
June 4, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Self-Interest Deposed

by Lewis Hyde
June 30, 2016

Millennial Constitutional Amendments

by Zain Khalid
July 30, 2014

Testomania: Know Your Rights

by Janet Manley
January 12, 2012

Articles of the U.S. Constitution

by Grace Gordon
November 4, 2002

Potential Names of TV Shows Taken from Every Other Word of the Preamble of the US Constitution, And on What Networks Those Shows Might Appear

by Michael Ward

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely