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All posts tagged
vacations
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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February 12, 2020I Need a Vacation From My Vacation
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December 11, 2019I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore
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February 13, 2019The United States Just Wants Some “Me” Time
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August 6, 2018We’re Offering Unlimited Vacation In a Totally Chill, Non-Guilt-Inducing Way!
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April 9, 2018I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?
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January 9, 2018Discover Your Bathroom!
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August 29, 2017You Wish You Were My Fucking Feet
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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March 29, 2021New and Improved Updates to Slack
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”