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voicemails

January 10, 2018

Existential Out of Office Replies

by Irving Ruan
January 4, 2018

Recovered Voicemails from the Garden of Eden

by Emma Speer
January 31, 2017

Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?

by Nate Varrone
October 3, 2002

This Is Mitch, Part Two

by B. Brandon Barker
October 2, 2002

This Is Mitch, Part One

by B. Brandon Barker

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
February 22, 2019

Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon

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January 23, 2020

FAQ: Your Visit to Flow State

by Caitlin Kunkel and Erica Lies
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by Michelle Mohney
January 22, 2020

A Giving Tree Grows In Brooklyn

by Ali Solomon
January 22, 2020

Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?

by Nathan Spring