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voicemails

January 10, 2018

Existential Out of Office Replies

by Irving Ruan
January 4, 2018

Recovered Voicemails from the Garden of Eden

by Emma Speer
January 31, 2017

List: Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?

by Nate Varrone
October 3, 2002

This Is Mitch, Part Two

by B. Brandon Barker
October 2, 2002

This Is Mitch, Part One

by B. Brandon Barker

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
October 31, 2018

Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds

by Cara Michelle Smith

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November 13, 2018

So, You’re About to Turn 40: A Memo From Your Media or Tech Company’s HR Department

by Karen Lurie
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List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
November 13, 2018

Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!

by Walter Carson
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by Gabrielle Schueler