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September 9, 2024Things People Have Yelled Down to Me, a Person Trapped Alone at the Bottom of a Well
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February 15, 2018I’m Not Like Other Girls, Because I’m Trapped at the Bottom of a Well
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December 13, 2016Why I Get All My News From a Man Trapped At the Bottom of a Well
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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August 29, 2008Secret Service Emergency-Response Protocol 1127B: If the President Falls Down a Well
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