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All posts tagged
wolves
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November 7, 2024The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Was Elected President Two Goddamn Times
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October 8, 2020There Are Two Wolves Inside You
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June 24, 2019A Letter to My Younger Self About Gratitude, Humility, and How You’ve Forgotten You Were Raised By Wolves
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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October 3, 2017Yes, The Rabid Wolves in Our National Park Keep Mauling Hikers, But the Wolves Are All Acting Individually So We’re Not Really Seeing a Pattern Here
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February 3, 2014Hungover Bear and Friends: The Real Wolf of Wall Street
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October 28, 2008Excerpts From The Aerial Hunter’s Cookbook
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July 15, 2005Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced
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October 10, 2000A Clarification
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey