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All posts tagged
work
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January 6, 2017Congratulations, We’re Promoting You! And We Won’t Stop Promoting You Until We’ve Shattered Every Last One of Your Dreams Into a Million Sad Little Pieces
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December 22, 2016List: A Few Minor Requests Before You Take Your Holiday Vacation
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November 14, 2016
More Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers -
November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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October 4, 2016Monologue: Wedding Vows to My Work Wife
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September 21, 2016Monologue: I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m Only Going to Put Up With It for Another Ten or Fifteen Years
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July 28, 2016Let’s Have a Meeting to Plan Our Next Meeting
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July 15, 2016List: What to Say When Your Coworker Forgets the Attachment
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June 30, 2016I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
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June 23, 2016
Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?