An ego of creative directors
A scribble of copywriters
A wireframe of UX designers
A scold of project managers
A sharpie of art directors
A bluster of biz-dev guys
A scrum of developers
A metric of analytics directors
An upvote of social media experts
A checkbox of HR people
A bootlick of account executives
A crimson of proofreaders
A veneer of recruiters
An algorithm of SEO specialists
A midnight of interns