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Cowboy Deaths, in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity.
Boots on, but on the wrong feet
One boot on, one boot off
Holding boots above head while crossing river
Boots on hands, creating sound effects for campfire story
Boots in carry-on bag, wearing an old pair of tennis shoes until he gets there
One old boot and one new boot, walking around Kohl’s shoe department to see how they feel
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Happiness Is a Warm Gun
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Some of the Things They Died of in Nineteenth-Century Santa Barbara, California
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