Tragically, Jesus died just a few months before his 34th birthday. Here are four bible verses that describe the kick-ass birthday party the apostles were planning for Jesus, before they learned that he was going to die for our sins.
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Tragically, Jesus died just a few months before his 34th birthday. Here are four bible verses that describe the kick-ass birthday party the apostles were planning for Jesus, before they learned that he was going to die for our sins.