Choosing this card was the most stressful moment of my week: Happy Mother’s Day!

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Can you maybe just TELL ME what you want this year? Happy Mother’s Day!

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I love the idea of you: Happy Mother’s Day!

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I am so glad we live apart: Happy Mother’s Day!

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Does it ever seem like my whole life has been about you? Happy Mother’s Day!

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Actually no, I still haven’t reconsidered law school: Happy Mother’s Day!

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I’ve already made specific plans to not be available this weekend: Happy Mother’s Day!

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Yes, you sort of are the reason I don’t want kids: Happy Mother’s Day!

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I still think you’re wrong: Happy Mother’s Day!

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I’m so afraid of turning into you one day: Happy Mother’s Day!