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The Tea Party Agenda.
2 p.m. – Serve cucumber sandwiches and Earl Grey in good bone china
2:10 p.m. – Dismiss servants to their quarters
2:11 p.m. – Trade de rigueur pleasantries
2:15 p.m. – Exchange idle gossip about wicked hussies and speculate over why the sexton twitches like that
2:30 p.m. – Plot radical overthrow of the federal government
2:45 p.m. – Scones
3 p.m. – Adjourn
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